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Joke of the Day

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"Toilets and Ketchup! Simply by leaving a few ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you've set the scene for a harmless prank that will leave the recipiant speechless!"

"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."

"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."

"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"

"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"

"Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor."

"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"