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Joke of the Day

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"

"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"

"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."

"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""

"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."

"I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"

"The population of Hidden Valley must be nothing but chubby sorority girls on their periods."

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"