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Joke of the Day
"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"
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"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible."
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."
"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""
"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."
"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"