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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"
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"Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn't remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge."
"Wanna hear a word i made up? Plagiarism"
"Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers."
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."
"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
"I don't mind showing up to work But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit."
"Reddit More like shmreddit"
"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""