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Joke of the Day
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
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"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."
"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."
"Money doesn't buy happiness..."
"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"
"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"
"I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid."
"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"So the other day in calculus we were talking about concavity I asked if that's why prisoners brush their teeth"
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."