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"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."
"Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's ten percent off."
"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."
"Damn girl are you baking chocolate? Because you're bitter as fuck."
"How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife."