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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."

"Damn autocorrect... It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"

"What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does? Outstanding in his field"

"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"

"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."

"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""

"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."

"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"

"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"

"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"