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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."
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"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"
"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot. I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""
"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"
"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"
"[Text convo] Her: Can I come over right now? Me: [Puts entire mess in closet, puts high thread count sheets on bed & sprays Febreeze] Sure."
"What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry"
"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"