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Joke of the Day
"Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks."
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"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
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"""Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.."" *tenderly moves her bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*"
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"