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Joke of the Day

"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"

"Did you hear about the gingerbread man gynaecologist? The only tool it used was a flapjack."

"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."

"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"

"Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is"

"I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up"

"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"

"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"A 4th grade kid walks into the kitchen Kid: Mom I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I'm black? Mom: No its because you're 17."

"[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K."