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Joke of the Day

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat She needs three extra syllables To fit in a haiku"

"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"

"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."

"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."

"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"

"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."