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Joke of the Day
"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."
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"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."
"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."
"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "
"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"
"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"
"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"
"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? The tube sock under my bed."
"Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit."