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Joke of the Day
"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."
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"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"
"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""
"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."
"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"
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"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"