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Joke of the Day

"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"

"I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis."

"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."

"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."

"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"

"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."

"Got a HJ (""handjob"") from a FRUIT! [NSFW if you can't have handjob jokes @ W] He gave apple and made me kumquats!"

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."