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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets."
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"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1000 people."
"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"
"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"
"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""