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Joke of the Day

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled."

"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"

"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."

"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"

"I think ""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be a great brand name for birth control pills."

"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."

"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."

"How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?"

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."