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Joke of the Day

"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."

"What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar and a vector."

"What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist? A flossopher!"

"I got a new cat from the inner city shelter. So far he seems fine, except for needing to go outside every hour for a cigarette."

"Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!..."

"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."

"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."

"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."