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Joke of the Day
"[interrupts co-worker] actually I don't feel like talking to you"
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"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer"
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"
"Just realized that I'm finally too fat to do things during summer."
"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."