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Joke of the Day

"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."

"Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's ""Small Town"" and drink every time he says ""small town"". I just woke up in a dumpster."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying ""LOL"" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)"

"My mom always has these great sayings for life, like ""Don't count your chickens before they hatch"" and ""Everybody hates you."""

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid"

"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."

"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."

"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"