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Joke of the Day
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
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"Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll"
"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons."
"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."
"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey - we've got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says, ""Oh? An Irving?"""