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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course"

"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"

"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""

"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"

"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."