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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"

"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""

"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"I really didn't like how I look after I shaved off my beard... ...but now it is starting to grow on me."

"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."

"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."

"Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass."

"son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn"