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Joke of the Day

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"Hop on Pop is a fun children's book, Hop on Cop is illegal."

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"What does bigamy mean? One wife too many. What does monogamy mean? Same fucking thing."

"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"19: Help me think of a tweet. Me: I'm sorry for the never-ending selfies, duck lip poses, & whining about how hard my life is. 19: Maaaaa!"