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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
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"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"I've just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched."
"What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit? The Bucket!"
"SATURDAY TIP: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub"
"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."
"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."