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Joke of the Day
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
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"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"
"I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THATS NOT FUNNY!"
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs"
"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"
"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"
"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"