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Joke of the Day
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
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"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."
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"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
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"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!"
"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"
"NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle."
"Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet."