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Joke of the Day

"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"

"I was going to get married once... ...but then I got sick with cancer."

"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"

"Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans? Because they always steal the green cards...."

"A suicide bomber, a member of an ethnic minority, my girlfriend, a priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says ""What is this, /r/Jokes?"""

"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."

"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."

"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."