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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"
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"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."
"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."
"Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head."
"I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*"
"Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip."
"You only live once! So never, ever, do anything risky and fuck this up."