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Joke of the Day

"You only live once! So never, ever, do anything risky and fuck this up."

"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."

"What does tofu have in common with a Dildo? They are both meat substitutes."

"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"

"Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line."

"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."

"On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now."

"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"