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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."
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"This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut."
"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."
"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping."
"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""
"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"
"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."