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Joke of the Day
"Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip."
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"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"
"I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' ""Page Not Found"""
"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"
"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."
"What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money."
"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird. Thanks folks, tip your waitresses I'll be here all day!"
"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."