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Joke of the Day

"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"Guys I guess October is... Octover"

"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."

"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."

"The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man."

"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? NINE!"

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."