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Joke of the Day

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"Porn has lied to me. The repairman doesn't show up instantly after I call."

"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"

"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."

"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."

"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"

"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."

"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."

"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"

"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."