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Joke of the Day
"Guys I guess October is... Octover"
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"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"
"Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles? She's the only one with a blue box."
"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"
"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."
"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."