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Joke of the Day
"How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray"
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"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"
"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."
"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"
"Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not."
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Ugly."
"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."
"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"