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Joke of the Day
"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."
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"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."
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"What did the number 1 say to (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!"
"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"
"Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch."
"""I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!"" (Seductively takes baby dragon out of Gucci purse & lights cigarette.)"
"Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody."
"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."