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Joke of the Day
"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."
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"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."
"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"
"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."
"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."
"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"