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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."

"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."

"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""

"If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest."

"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."

"I bet Dame Judi Dench has a pretty nice apartment. #cribs"

"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"