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Joke of the Day

"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."

"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."

"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"

"And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!"

"Have you ever seen Gregor Clegane fight? It'll blow your mind. . . . . I'm sorry."

"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."

"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."

"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."