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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny comes home one day... and says, ""Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"" ""What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"" ""No,"" says Johnny. ""It's salty"""

"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."

"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"

"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""

"What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose."

"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"

"What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars."

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."