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Joke of the Day

"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""

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"Visiting dad on his death bed... [Visiting father on death bed] ""Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. "" *Dad struggling to talk* ""Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."""
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."
"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"
"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"