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Joke of the Day

"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."

"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."

"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"

"Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party? Because they were 50% off!"

"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"

"I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall."

"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"