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Joke of the Day

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."

"ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said ""It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."" BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup."

"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""

"I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions... The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips."

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."

"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"

"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."