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Joke of the Day

"ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said ""It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."" BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget."

"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"

"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."