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Joke of the Day
"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""
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"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."
"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"
"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's terrible."