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Joke of the Day
"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"
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"[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] ""My dead what?"" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"
"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."
"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"
"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"