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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."

"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"

"What do you call a white duck? A Quacker. Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself."

"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."

"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."

"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"

"What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore. ^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry."

"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."

"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak."

"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."