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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."
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"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."
"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"
"What kind of drink would a lollipop make? Sucker punch."
"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. "
"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"
"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"
"Remember when Twitter used to be a service where I could post something like, ""Hello, my name is Doctor Toilet"" and get a bunch of retweets?"
"daylight savings I've been told my clocks have to go back tonight but I can't even remember where I bought them from"