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Joke of the Day

"My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid."

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"One day Canada will take over the world. Then we'll all be sorry."

"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"

"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."

"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."

"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."