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Joke of the Day

"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."

"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."

"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"

"When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you."

"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""

"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"

"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids menu!!"

"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."