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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"

"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine."

"How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""Get out of the pool."""

"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."

"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."

"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"