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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"Women v/s men"

"Rest in peace boiled water You will be mist."

"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("

"A lawyer goes to heaven..."

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"