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Joke of the Day

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"

"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."

"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""

"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"

"What does the bumper sticker say on Caitlyn Jenner's car? My Other Penis is a Vagina"

"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."

"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."

"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."