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Joke of the Day

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"

"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."