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Joke of the Day

"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"

"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Obama has been endorsed by Warren Buffett, Colin Powell, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. Romney has been endorsed by Lindsay Lohan."

"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"

"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."

"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."

"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"

"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"